Had a stancebro encounter today.

"JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7" (jayzayeighty) 11/23/2014 at 18:52 • Filed to: None

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The guy seemed nice to me, but that poor NA Miata! I was driving my dad's NC Miata to pick up some cocaine and he was taking a picture of the cars together—one sitting on the ground with stickers, stretched tires, ridiculous camber, destroyed and paint/fenders, and a style bar—and one with a slushbox. Everything wrong with Miata in two adjoining parking spaces. We talked for a sec as a lotus evora drove by.

Alex B > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 11/23/2014 at 18:53

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Somewhat relevant here:

desertdog5051 > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 11/23/2014 at 18:57

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Sorry you had to see that.

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 11/23/2014 at 18:59

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'Hey look, an Evora'

'Yup'

'Right, see ya then

1 second Lotus chat. Seriously though, you went to pick up cocaine?

505Turbeaux > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 11/23/2014 at 19:00

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you get that yayo at least?

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > desertdog5051 11/23/2014 at 19:00

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I appreciate the kind words. The cocaine deal fell through, too...

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > 505Turbeaux 11/23/2014 at 19:02

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Turns out the stancebro was the dealer... Did too much of the product, hence the car, and had to cut it way too much ;)

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 11/23/2014 at 19:04

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Haha! And no, I just felt that I needed to add a little spontaneity to my life. That didn't work, so maybe I should go get some of the stuff! Coke is sponaneous, right?

505Turbeaux > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 11/23/2014 at 19:08

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ugh, trying to pay for those shitty parts by cutting the shit? Fuck that

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 11/23/2014 at 19:09

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Spontaneity is your right foot going down. Self-preservation is in the middle.

PardonMyFlemish16 > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 11/23/2014 at 19:12

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People who do stance hate cars & driving, I'm convinced.

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > 505Turbeaux 11/23/2014 at 19:13

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Right? One would think snorting beyond one's needs would only result in something like a Countach or 560SEC or something... But instead it blows up in a cloud of stickers and too-skinny tires and chopped down springs! I specifically took the Miata to not be a cliché, too.

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > PardonMyFlemish16 11/23/2014 at 19:15

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"Wow, we can really dent the undercarriage on that speed bump over there! Let's make a video and post it to youtube as a celebration of our creativity!"

"Then we can probably try to make a sharp turn, hop all over the place, and end up in a ditch!"